Get Off That Phone

To have the urge to kill
Is unbecoming in a gent
But oh, there’s times when I think I will
The joint ought to charge this guy rent!

Get off that phone
Come on and stop that chitter chatter
Now listen get off that phone
What you’ve been saying doesn’t matter.

Well you’ve been beatin’ them gums
For an hour sonny
Reckon you must be made of money
All I want is just to make a
Date with my honey
Then after that I’ll leave you alone

Oh Lordy hear me moan
And get this rascal off that wire
If he don’t get off that phone
I’m gonna’ set this place on fire
And it’ll be easy to do
Cause I’m burnin’ already
Just burnin’ to call my steady
Get off
Now get remote
Get lost
Get off that phone.

I’m a patient man
Take it as I can
Comes a point in time
Can’t take any more
For there’s a character loose
Who is prone to just roost
In the phone booth of
Every corner store.

Well you’ve been beatin’ them gums
For an hour sonny
Reckon you must be made of money
All I want is just to make a
Date with my honey
Then after that I’ll leave you alone.